Walking Hard

I just dont get
these skinny women
who walk hard
I work in an office
with carpeting
and this skinny woman
just walked by
who sounded like she weighed
400 pounds
from down the hall
and when she gets by my desk
shes like
5 feet tall
and no more then
100 pounds
tell me why
does this bitch
need to walk so hard
is it something similar to
napoleons complex
how a short man
needs to act
tough
big
and strong
in order to compensate
for height
so do some
small
skinny
women
walk hard
to seem tougher
bigger
who the hell knows
all im saying
is her feet must hurt
and if they dont
they will soon