Stare And Learn!

Whats with the outfits
that all these
female celebrities
are wearing to these award shows
at the mtv vmas
destinys child looked
like they bought their dresses
at forever 21
and all the other bitches
just looks retarded
their dresses had no substance
no uniqueness
no nothing
have they not looked at a magazine
have they not heard of cavalli
thierry muglier
designers who make clothes
that make you look like a star
even if youre kelly clarksons
third cousin
from her
mommas side
the men
for the first time ever
actually looked better
even rappers
and thugs
were wearing 3 piece suits
in the humid ass miami heat
so
im attaching a pic
from a cavalli show
now thats a friggin outfit
and it captures the exact way someone should look
on the red carpet
if i had a date to an awards show
i would force that bitch
to stare at this picture
and rehearse that shit
in my backyard
until she got it right
so that as soon as we step out my limo
and the cameras pan
shell look just like that
fur trimming and all
even if it is august in miami