Worse TV

Its been a while
but ive been feeling uninspired lately
and today is no better day
but i have to vent a bit
so why not
say a word or two
or sixteen

I am never home
to watch tv
but since fall
is approaching
new award shows
and premieres
are coming on
so i am taking some time
just to check a few things out
and my dissapointment
is so much larger now
then it ever has been
the emmys
were on last week
and i have never been
so bored
during a show
ever
the young women look too old
and the old women are trying
to look too young
everyone
looked so plain
I think i saw more
impressive outfits
at my highschool prom
7 years ago
whats hollywood
coming to
or should I say
going to
I also stood in
last night
to watch the new
americas next top model
and little bits of
martha stewarts apprentice
first
let me say
god bless america
where a billionaire white chick
comes out of prison
and gets not one new tv show
but two
to make her even more richer
or famous then she was
before the slammer
i hope that when lil kim gets out
not only does she get a hit album
but that the bitch becomes the next oprah
i want lil kim to make 6 movies
have 4 tv shows
2 hit albums
3 fashion lines
5 books
and 7 perfumes
all come out
the first year she returns
martha stewarts catch phrase
seems to be
you just dont fit in
what type of rude stuff is that
at least your fired
means what it means
its not rude
if your ass is fired
you didnt do a good job
your ass has to pack and go
but to say you just dont fit in
well bitch
that shit is relative
whos to say all yall retards
dont fit into my circle
whatever
then americas next top model
i have so much to say
that i will do the opposite and make
it short
i think the show gets worse every year
or should i say season
the girls get uglier
and the themes get dumber
i think tyra is as fake as a weave
and i miss the fact that janice is gone
i miss me some funny crazy ass
crackhead janice
oooo sidenote
they should give janice
and whitney their own talk show
that would be some hot shit
to quote mk
anyhoos
i think its boring
and stupid
and dramatic
the bitches look crazy
and i only love the lesbian
cause she looks like a boy
and is totally
convinces she wants to be a fashion model
thats like carson from
queer eye
wanting to be a quarter back
she gets my vote
on that note
im out
all i have to say in closing
is that tv
and hollywood are getting
worse by the day
back to books it is