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Worse TV

Its been a while
but ive been feeling uninspired lately
and today is no better day
but i have to vent a bit
so why not
say a word or two
or sixteen

I am never home
to watch tv
but since fall
is approaching
new award shows
and premieres
are coming on
so i am taking some time
just to check a few things out
and my dissapointment
is so much larger now
then it ever has been
the emmys
were on last week
and i have never been
so bored
during a show
ever
the young women look too old
and the old women are trying
to look too young
everyone
looked so plain
I think i saw more
impressive outfits
at my highschool prom
7 years ago
whats hollywood
coming to
or should I say
going to
I also stood in
last night
to watch the new
americas next top model
and little bits of
martha stewarts apprentice
first
let me say
god bless america
where a billionaire white chick
comes out of prison
and gets not one new tv show
but two
to make her even more richer
or famous then she was
before the slammer
i hope that when lil kim gets out
not only does she get a hit album
but that the bitch becomes the next oprah
i want lil kim to make 6 movies
have 4 tv shows
2 hit albums
3 fashion lines
5 books
and 7 perfumes
all come out
the first year she returns
martha stewarts catch phrase
seems to be
you just dont fit in
what type of rude stuff is that
at least your fired
means what it means
its not rude
if your ass is fired
you didnt do a good job
your ass has to pack and go
but to say you just dont fit in
well bitch
that shit is relative
whos to say all yall retards
dont fit into my circle
whatever
then americas next top model
i have so much to say
that i will do the opposite and make
it short
i think the show gets worse every year
or should i say season
the girls get uglier
and the themes get dumber
i think tyra is as fake as a weave
and i miss the fact that janice is gone
i miss me some funny crazy ass
crackhead janice
oooo sidenote
they should give janice
and whitney their own talk show
that would be some hot shit
to quote mk
anyhoos
i think its boring
and stupid
and dramatic
the bitches look crazy
and i only love the lesbian
cause she looks like a boy
and is totally
convinces she wants to be a fashion model
thats like carson from
queer eye
wanting to be a quarter back
she gets my vote
on that note
im out
all i have to say in closing
is that tv
and hollywood are getting
worse by the day
back to books it is

Patient Perseverance

This is the first time I post a blog
that isnt in my words.
But I read the passage below
and found it simple
yet profound
so I am posting it
to share
enjoy:

Each season, grasses, flowers, shrubs, and trees let a part of themselves go in the form of seeds. Every one of those seeds is a point of life, containing the full potential of the parent. In the quest to find a rooting spot, they are buffeted by winds, parched by sun, and soaked by rain. And, as likely as not, they find cement or stone rather than fertile soil. Yet each season, the seeds find what purchase they can and put forth their roots, slowly creating more space for themselves and pushing ever upward, even when the new world they discover is harsh and unpredictable. Seedlings are small, but a single plant can widen a crack in a sidewalk or turn a rock to dust through nothing more than patient perseverance.

In our lives, it is not uncommon to find ourselves cast into the wind, through our own choices or through fate. We are blown hither and thither by fear, uncertainty, and the influence of others. If we do find purchase, the obstacles we face may seem insurmountable and the challenges too much to bear. When this happens, look around you and note the seemingly desolate and inhospitable places in which plants have thrived. Given little choice, they set down their roots and hold on tightly, making the best of their situation. Then look at your own circumstances. Ask yourself if there is an unimagined source of strength that you can tap into. Look toward the future. Imagine a time in which you have widened a place for yourself and have flourished through your difficulties.

The smallest things in life, like the tiny sprouts, given time and the will to forge on, can overcome any circumstance and break down huge barriers. It can be tempting, however, when faced with rough or uncertain odds, to give up, to change direction, or to choose the easiest path. But within you, there exists the same resolve and fortitude as displayed in these courageous plants. You, too, in finding yourself in a tight spot, can look ever upward, grabbing hold where you can, using your determination to reach toward new heights.

Six Degrees Of Blond

Since when did joss stone
start channeling
mariah carey

im tired of
all these bitches
looking like one another
shakira looking like beyonce
beyonce looking like jho
jho looking like mariah
mariah looking like joss stone
joss stone looking like kelly clarkson
with a weave-
ugh- the list can go on.
all these chicks
are blond
and weaved
and curly
and curvy
6 degrees of look alike rich bitches
forget kevin bacon

I dont get the Lopez'

I dont get it!



Whats with this bitch's hair?
Did her wack ass hair stylist
actually sit there
with a couple of mexican slaves
and put a bunch of "pinches"
in her hair
to create that mess
the older
and richer
she gets
the worse her hair gets
I really dont have much to say
I think the photo speaks for itself
as for her outfit?

Okay-
all I have to say is
that we are still in the first week of september
which means that august just left
which means that people are still
wearing t-shirts
and tank tops
everyday
Yesterday was 85 degrees at noontime
so why is she wearing a friggin turtleneck
did her vampire looking husband
take his look to seriously
and give her an old school hickey
she is from the bronx after all
and you can take the girl out the bronx
but you cant take the bronx out.....
well
you know the rest
speaking of bronx girls
whats going on with jhos sister
lynda lopez...

This is at the fasion rocks awards..
every bitch up in there had on a gown
even project chicks problem know
that if you attend anything
with the word fashion in it
your ass shouldnt show up
wearing jeans
but forget the jeans
its obvious the lopez sisters
dont know how to
differentiate between
summer
winter
or fall
she has kneee length
snow boots on
and ugly ones at that
you know what
from the soccer mom hair
to the top
to the jeans
and boots
its just another photo that speaks for itself
and finally... Mrs. Mottola herself- Thalia

Tell me she isnt Jennifer lopez channeling
Nicole "Skinny as death" Richie
I never saw it before- but im seeing it now
unless its the bright light on my desk
making me see things
I dont hate on thalia today though
shes rich
shes beautiful
she married music royalty
and shes a latina who knows
not to wear jeans and snow boots
to a damn fashion event

Walking Hard

I just dont get
these skinny women
who walk hard
I work in an office
with carpeting
and this skinny woman
just walked by
who sounded like she weighed
400 pounds
from down the hall
and when she gets by my desk
shes like
5 feet tall
and no more then
100 pounds
tell me why
does this bitch
need to walk so hard
is it something similar to
napoleons complex
how a short man
needs to act
tough
big
and strong
in order to compensate
for height
so do some
small
skinny
women
walk hard
to seem tougher
bigger
who the hell knows
all im saying
is her feet must hurt
and if they dont
they will soon

Stare And Learn!

Whats with the outfits
that all these
female celebrities
are wearing to these award shows
at the mtv vmas
destinys child looked
like they bought their dresses
at forever 21
and all the other bitches
just looks retarded
their dresses had no substance
no uniqueness
no nothing
have they not looked at a magazine
have they not heard of cavalli
thierry muglier
designers who make clothes
that make you look like a star
even if youre kelly clarksons
third cousin
from her
mommas side
the men
for the first time ever
actually looked better
even rappers
and thugs
were wearing 3 piece suits
in the humid ass miami heat
so
im attaching a pic
from a cavalli show
now thats a friggin outfit
and it captures the exact way someone should look
on the red carpet
if i had a date to an awards show
i would force that bitch
to stare at this picture
and rehearse that shit
in my backyard
until she got it right
so that as soon as we step out my limo
and the cameras pan
shell look just like that
fur trimming and all
even if it is august in miami