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I'm Back!!!

2007-05-01T03:51:00.000-04:00

I may be blurry and a bit all over the place, but I'm back!!! I look yellow and exausted, and kept on rubbing my nose like a coke addict (due to constant allergies), but I finally managed to make my first video blog. Its a lot easier and more fun then the old blogs where I used to type, so I figured I should try. If the response is not shitty... Then i'll continue and do more... lol

Enjoy!

My View on The View

2006-06-29T13:56:00.000-04:00

Not cause im hispanic or anything but how friggin ghetto-liscous would it be if they had Rosie Perez join The View. Shes always trying to talk all smart and shit but her voice takes away from whatever comes out her mouth!

That would be hot shit amongst all them other chics.

Oh shit- I just realized that with Rosie O' on board they wont have 2 Rosies on one show.. DAMN DAMN!

We Know Youre a Crazy Hubby Now!

2006-06-07T13:31:00.000-04:00

So on the Alma awards this past week, the Ying Yang Twins tried to get Jho to dance during a performance and she looked like she was gonna ham it up and go until Marc A pulls her back and says no. It was such a weird "We know you are now a crazy possesive little man" type of moment. Anyhoos- here is a clip of it. That shit was funny...

My show!

2006-06-05T08:54:00.000-04:00

Its been a while
but ive been focusing
on other things
I just had my show this weekend

what a great experience
and it went so quickly
so much hard work
so much heart
poof
gone
finished

But it was great
and I thank everyone who showed
and kicked ass!
=)

WAR

2006-02-28T13:03:00.000-05:00

This war
between you and I
when will it ever end
neither one of us
is ever the winner
it’s a debt
yet we continue to spend
The screams
the fights
the wrongs
the rights
we never can agree
but through it all
I cant let go
and you never let go
of me
im tired
ive suffered
ive cried
ive dragged
but no resolution
ever comes
if were both
just always
mad
im not trying to win
im not trying to gain
I just want whats rightfully mine
peace
honesty
rest and love
a smile from time to time
you may think it’s a riddle
you may think it’s a game
but its serious
Im totally sane
why fight me
and never try
to understand
the heart that beats in me
I don’t see your view
you don’t see mine
and you still
wont let
me be
The guns
the knives
the bombs
the lies
they burn my spirit
to the core
Ive tried so long
to endure this fight
but I cant endure
no more

Down Down Waiting

2006-02-01T08:54:00.000-05:00

Im having one of those downer days
nothing crazy or particular really
but I am over work
I have a great job
and I am very thankful
so for that I must give
many many thanks
and not jinx
but I just want more
need more
need to get away
need something new
someone new
life new
state new
existence new
experience new
place new
weather new
people new
im reading a book
which isnt half bad
but I read something yesterday
that really hit home
it was a section
that talked about
how some people
need a time
or period in their life
to do nothing
be nothing
and just live for a while
by doing that
you find yourself
you regain focus
you learn what you truly value
and truly need in life
you learn your goods
your bads
your lights
your darks
and I want that right now
I need that
so bad right now
I just have a lot on my mind
im not suicidal
or depressed by any means
im just misguided
kinda randomely spinning
into and corner the spiral throws me
and I want so much
i want to regain focus
prioritize
and be happy with the direction
I am going on
and I am not at the moment
but i cant go anywhere yet
not until I save
until I meet my goals
and until I can...
so until that day
im waiting
hoping...

Falling Ice

2006-01-27T12:03:00.000-05:00

Look at this sign...
See
Shit like this
is why I hate
the fking cold!
Why would anyone
want to frolick
live
or
recreate
in an enviornment
that has falling ice
what type of shit is that
if you go somewhere
warm
or tropical
do you see signs
talking about
falling coconuts
or "warning too much sun"
UGH
Winter
cold
snow
ice
wind
all that shit
is just inhumane!
oh and the photo by the way
is care of Perezhilton.com
it was taken at sundance
Shouldnt the fking festival
be called icedance
with stupid signs like this
ugh!
cold shit makes me angry!

Floridians

2006-01-27T11:25:00.000-05:00

I might get some shit for this
but its my blog
so im keeping it real
I firmly believe
that anyone floridian
born
or just residing
has some loose screws
I wont go into examples why
but for anyone who isnt floridian
or from new york for that matter
I think with a little perception
its easy to see
why do you ask
who knows
but I have my suspicions
maybe because the sun
heat
and humidity
eats up about 20% of their brain
and the fact that they have their
car
and home
and work
air conditioning on
365 days a year
wouldnt surprize me
if the fumes from fake air
eats up the other 80%
thats left.
So thats what I stand by for now
black
white
gay
straight
boy
girl
old
young
alllllll the same
(for the most part)
punto-fking-nal

The people

2006-01-25T15:39:00.000-05:00

These are some of the people whove made me laugh- smile- question- or think...

M's New look

2005-11-07T11:24:00.000-05:00

I know that madonna
is the queen
of re-invention
but I guess
sometimes
her judgement is impaired

her new look
is horrendous
I know
shes trying to do
this 70's retro
flip thing
to promote her new album
which sux

but it doesnt work
I think the flip makes
her head look big
and shes repeating the same outfit
everywhere she goes
just in different colors
I dont even want to go into it further
the photo says enough

Confessions...

2005-11-03T15:21:00.000-05:00

So I managed to listen to Madonna's new album "Confessions on a Dancefloor" in its entirety two weeks early, and....at the risk of Madonna lovers sending me straight to hell- I have to say it was really dissapointing.

All in all the songs all kinda sound the same, except for her first single Hung Up. How did I come to this conclusion you ask? If it were a old school cassette and you were fast forwarding between songs, you wouldnt be able to know when you were on a new track.

Secondly- the lyrics for some of the songs are pretty much dumb as hell. For example: "I dont like cities, but i love New York. Other places...make me feel like a dork. If you dont like my attitude, then you can EHF off. Just go to Texas, isnt that where they golf"........ummm does the last line even rhyme?

So in short- I had hope for a new/ innovative/ funky album from the "Queen of Pop" but she failed to deliver-yet AGAIN. "American Life" got played on my CD player twice. Im sure "Confessions..." will still sell well, buy i'm just glad I got an early listen.

And no im not a hater- im just stating my opinion and keeping it real.

One-

Fall 05

2005-10-21T09:01:00.000-04:00

Fall is here
my least favorite season
of the year
leaves turn brown
plants and flowers start to die
the rain is colder
the winder is stronger
allergies arise
just like spring
except this time its from plants and weeds
dying
rather then growing
clothing choices suck
do I wear a jacket
sweater
long sleeve
short sleeve
raint coat
wool coat
blazer
sweat suit
who the hell knows
its a grey season
and a teaser of the cold weather
thats coming
people get sick
colds start coming
noses start running
can you tell i dont feel well?
well i dont
and i bet ya
a big reason is due to fall
*tear

M vs. M

2005-10-21T08:58:00.000-04:00

Hilarous!- The things you find online nowadays.
I heard the rumor during live 8
that madonna couldnt stand
mariah
I mean
why wouldnt she
now that shes some jewish cult priestest
or something like that
im sure she feels mariah
is going straight to hell
for wearing mini skirts at almost
35 years old
lol
anyhoos
enjoy the GIF photo
i think its funny as hell

Save A Smile

2005-09-28T11:17:00.000-04:00

FACT:

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a a d*ck and save a smile. =)

Worse TV

2005-09-22T12:29:00.000-04:00

Its been a while
but ive been feeling uninspired lately
and today is no better day
but i have to vent a bit
so why not
say a word or two
or sixteen

I am never home
to watch tv
but since fall
is approaching
new award shows
and premieres
are coming on
so i am taking some time
just to check a few things out
and my dissapointment
is so much larger now
then it ever has been
the emmys
were on last week
and i have never been
so bored
during a show
ever
the young women look too old
and the old women are trying
to look too young
everyone
looked so plain
I think i saw more
impressive outfits
at my highschool prom
7 years ago
whats hollywood
coming to
or should I say
going to
I also stood in
last night
to watch the new
americas next top model
and little bits of
martha stewarts apprentice
first
let me say
god bless america
where a billionaire white chick
comes out of prison
and gets not one new tv show
but two
to make her even more richer
or famous then she was
before the slammer
i hope that when lil kim gets out
not only does she get a hit album
but that the bitch becomes the next oprah
i want lil kim to make 6 movies
have 4 tv shows
2 hit albums
3 fashion lines
5 books
and 7 perfumes
all come out
the first year she returns
martha stewarts catch phrase
seems to be
you just dont fit in
what type of rude stuff is that
at least your fired
means what it means
its not rude
if your ass is fired
you didnt do a good job
your ass has to pack and go
but to say you just dont fit in
well bitch
that shit is relative
whos to say all yall retards
dont fit into my circle
whatever
then americas next top model
i have so much to say
that i will do the opposite and make
it short
i think the show gets worse every year
or should i say season
the girls get uglier
and the themes get dumber
i think tyra is as fake as a weave
and i miss the fact that janice is gone
i miss me some funny crazy ass
crackhead janice
oooo sidenote
they should give janice
and whitney their own talk show
that would be some hot shit
to quote mk
anyhoos
i think its boring
and stupid
and dramatic
the bitches look crazy
and i only love the lesbian
cause she looks like a boy
and is totally
convinces she wants to be a fashion model
thats like carson from
queer eye
wanting to be a quarter back
she gets my vote
on that note
im out
all i have to say in closing
is that tv
and hollywood are getting
worse by the day
back to books it is

Patient Perseverance

2005-09-14T11:23:00.000-04:00

This is the first time I post a blog
that isnt in my words.
But I read the passage below
and found it simple
yet profound
so I am posting it
to share
enjoy:

Each season, grasses, flowers, shrubs, and trees let a part of themselves go in the form of seeds. Every one of those seeds is a point of life, containing the full potential of the parent. In the quest to find a rooting spot, they are buffeted by winds, parched by sun, and soaked by rain. And, as likely as not, they find cement or stone rather than fertile soil. Yet each season, the seeds find what purchase they can and put forth their roots, slowly creating more space for themselves and pushing ever upward, even when the new world they discover is harsh and unpredictable. Seedlings are small, but a single plant can widen a crack in a sidewalk or turn a rock to dust through nothing more than patient perseverance.

In our lives, it is not uncommon to find ourselves cast into the wind, through our own choices or through fate. We are blown hither and thither by fear, uncertainty, and the influence of others. If we do find purchase, the obstacles we face may seem insurmountable and the challenges too much to bear. When this happens, look around you and note the seemingly desolate and inhospitable places in which plants have thrived. Given little choice, they set down their roots and hold on tightly, making the best of their situation. Then look at your own circumstances. Ask yourself if there is an unimagined source of strength that you can tap into. Look toward the future. Imagine a time in which you have widened a place for yourself and have flourished through your difficulties.

The smallest things in life, like the tiny sprouts, given time and the will to forge on, can overcome any circumstance and break down huge barriers. It can be tempting, however, when faced with rough or uncertain odds, to give up, to change direction, or to choose the easiest path. But within you, there exists the same resolve and fortitude as displayed in these courageous plants. You, too, in finding yourself in a tight spot, can look ever upward, grabbing hold where you can, using your determination to reach toward new heights.

Six Degrees Of Blond

2005-09-09T10:17:00.000-04:00

Since when did joss stone
start channeling
mariah carey

im tired of
all these bitches
looking like one another
shakira looking like beyonce
beyonce looking like jho
jho looking like mariah
mariah looking like joss stone
joss stone looking like kelly clarkson
with a weave-
ugh- the list can go on.
all these chicks
are blond
and weaved
and curly
and curvy
6 degrees of look alike rich bitches
forget kevin bacon

I dont get the Lopez'

2005-09-09T10:04:00.000-04:00

I dont get it!

Whats with this bitch's hair?
Did her wack ass hair stylist
actually sit there
with a couple of mexican slaves
and put a bunch of "pinches"
in her hair
to create that mess
the older
and richer
she gets
the worse her hair gets
I really dont have much to say
I think the photo speaks for itself
as for her outfit?

Okay-
all I have to say is
that we are still in the first week of september
which means that august just left
which means that people are still
wearing t-shirts
and tank tops
everyday
Yesterday was 85 degrees at noontime
so why is she wearing a friggin turtleneck
did her vampire looking husband
take his look to seriously
and give her an old school hickey
she is from the bronx after all
and you can take the girl out the bronx
but you cant take the bronx out.....
well
you know the rest
speaking of bronx girls
whats going on with jhos sister
lynda lopez...

This is at the fasion rocks awards..
every bitch up in there had on a gown
even project chicks problem know
that if you attend anything
with the word fashion in it
your ass shouldnt show up
wearing jeans
but forget the jeans
its obvious the lopez sisters
dont know how to
differentiate between
summer
winter
or fall
she has kneee length
snow boots on
and ugly ones at that
you know what
from the soccer mom hair
to the top
to the jeans
and boots
its just another photo that speaks for itself
and finally... Mrs. Mottola herself- Thalia

Tell me she isnt Jennifer lopez channeling
Nicole "Skinny as death" Richie
I never saw it before- but im seeing it now
unless its the bright light on my desk
making me see things
I dont hate on thalia today though
shes rich
shes beautiful
she married music royalty
and shes a latina who knows
not to wear jeans and snow boots
to a damn fashion event

Walking Hard

2005-09-07T11:45:00.000-04:00

I just dont get
these skinny women
who walk hard
I work in an office
with carpeting
and this skinny woman
just walked by
who sounded like she weighed
400 pounds
from down the hall
and when she gets by my desk
shes like
5 feet tall
and no more then
100 pounds
tell me why
does this bitch
need to walk so hard
is it something similar to
napoleons complex
how a short man
needs to act
tough
big
and strong
in order to compensate
for height
so do some
small
skinny
women
walk hard
to seem tougher
bigger
who the hell knows
all im saying
is her feet must hurt
and if they dont
they will soon

Stare And Learn!

2005-09-01T13:00:00.000-04:00

Whats with the outfits
that all these
female celebrities
are wearing to these award shows
at the mtv vmas
destinys child looked
like they bought their dresses
at forever 21
and all the other bitches
just looks retarded
their dresses had no substance
no uniqueness
no nothing
have they not looked at a magazine
have they not heard of cavalli
thierry muglier
designers who make clothes
that make you look like a star
even if youre kelly clarksons
third cousin
from her
mommas side
the men
for the first time ever
actually looked better
even rappers
and thugs
were wearing 3 piece suits
in the humid ass miami heat
so
im attaching a pic
from a cavalli show
now thats a friggin outfit
and it captures the exact way someone should look
on the red carpet
if i had a date to an awards show
i would force that bitch
to stare at this picture
and rehearse that shit
in my backyard
until she got it right
so that as soon as we step out my limo
and the cameras pan
shell look just like that
fur trimming and all
even if it is august in miami

2005-08-29T09:11:00.000-04:00

The VMAs were this weekend
in Miami
my second home
I was sad i wasnt there
but after watching it last night
im glad i wasnt
what a waste of time
its turned into some sort of ghetto fest
between p. dummy
talking more about himself then anything
the overkill of activity during most performances
and the beef going on between fat joe
and 50 cent
it was the biggest waste of 4 hours
that ive had
in the past year
I really dont have much to say
except that music is going downhill
performers are more boring then ever
and that i hope next year
it gets better
oh well
im uninspired
sorry i dont have much more
to say

The Claw

2005-08-21T12:27:00.000-04:00

My love life
is like the claw
you know
that damn machine
we always convince ourselves
will catch a prize
everytime I play this damn thing
I reach for the biggest prize
isnt that what we all do
dont we always swear
that this one time
well grab onto something
anything
because this time
wever finally mastered it
to no surprize
we win nothing
the friggin claw
takes over on its own
goes down
grabs nothing
so thats my love life
always confident
that this time
ill catch the prize
when it takes itself over
and brings me up emtpy
with nothing to show for it
except for one more effort tried
so they always say
dont look is when you find
i guess its time
to move onto
another game
give up on the claw
because obviously
i havent mastered the technique
to come out winning
jumping for joy
over the smallest
dumbest prize
cause thats all it ever is isnt it
its never really a great prize
but something small
we jump for joy
out of finally winning
finally getting something
after playing so long

Big Ups to M.I.A.

2005-08-11T11:21:00.000-04:00

Everyone loves music
but I
lovvvvvvvvvve
music
it takes me through the rough times
and helps me celebrate the good times
yet lately
its gotten so boring
repetitive
cliche
childish
or bland
I dont even listen to
or enjoy
music
as much as I used to
but thank heavens
once in a while
something new
refreshing
and unique
comes along
so what do we get
M.I.A.
someone recommended her to me
some months back
i hear a track or two
and enjoyed
then this sunday
i got to see her at central park
and she blew me away
mind you
i dont understand about 90%
of what shes saying
but shes great
her voice isnt annoying
her sounds are refreshing
and her beats are unique
her style in indescribable
and shes controversial
most of her songs are about
terrorism and war
shes from Sri Lanka
but was raised in england
shes almost reggae
almost alternative
almost dance
almost bhangra
almost rock
almost pop
not many people
can get away with talking about bombs on the roof
and cops coming in the windows
with an infectious dance beat
that makes you wanna get up
and enjoy the beats
but she does
and she even has a fun song on her debut
called hombre
excume little hombre-take my number
call me- i can get skweaky so you can come
and oil me
is the chorus
ive been listening to it on repeat
and its making my day
so big ups to M.I.A
and although shes from enland
I hope well be seeing lots from her
soon.

Boring Celebs

2005-08-10T12:48:00.000-04:00

Celebs are boring me
I starting to wonder
if I have aDD
because all day at work
no matter how much
i have to do
all I do is try to read
about celebrity scoops
I have several favorite
websites that i hit
to get my usual fix
but its getting so boring
so dry
its the same celebs
over
and
over
and
over again
enough about lindsey hohan
enough about nicole richie
enough about britney and kevin
hes a bitch too
enough about all of them
its the same 11teen year
old b*tches
doing the same crap
day after day
its not eventful
I dont care how busted briteny looks
I dont care how strung out hohan looks
and I dont care about how skinny
nicole richie is
why cant someone do something crazy
fun
unique
something to spark interest
i think ill be famous on purpose
and do insane stuff on purpose
and instead of jetting from
the paparazzi
ill hold press conferences
right after
so when they say
johnpaul
why did you do that crazy thing you did
i can say
cause im famous
i felt like it
and the news was boring me
cheeeeeese
im out

It aint crack

2005-08-05T10:40:00.000-04:00

I love me some whitney
and I especially love me
the new show
being bobby brown
or more like
being whitneys hubby
so sad
how everytime
he tries to tell someone
who he is
the only way
they figure it out
is when he says hes married to whitney
mind you
this show is boring as hell
whenever she isnt in the scene
but can you help it
look at these pictures
how does someone
with so much money
and so much fame
manage to look like that
just watching what she wears
keeps me busy
she wears
a wig
a hat
a bandana
a sarong
and a pair of shades
all on her head
at the same time
thats why shes crazy
it aint crack
her head cant breathe
its the best friggin form
of entertainment
but its also really sad
at the same time
and in all honesty
for being loaded
they are a boring ass couple
if you had all that damn money
would you be camping in the woods
or staying at the hilton in atlanta
you would see my ass
on a cruise around the world
like Jackie O
and huge shades
any day
of the year
if I wasnt working
why swat flies
by the camp fire
when you can be sipping crystal
in the ocean
but oh well
maybe thats what crack does
makes nature
seem exciting
i tell you one more thing tho
she is scary as hell
bi polar
moody
and doesnt like people
so as much as I love her
if I saw her
I would probably
run and hide
under a desk
or behind a tree
until i saw her crack
a friendly smile
and maybe even then
i would still say hi to her
with my head bowed
like a japanese geisha

Farting Lotion

2005-08-01T14:17:00.000-04:00

I work in an office
and sometimes I get gas
dont get grossed out
it happens to everyone
so dont even lie
funny thing is
sometimes we get big ones
where we know we gotta walk away
and sometimes we get tiny ones
that we think wont change a thing
till it kicks in
and it becomes a small bomb
or sometimes you can sit at your desk
all alone
thinking no one is around
when bam!
right after you let it out
someone comes with a question
so what do you do
you cant bust out the lysol
and say excuse me
gimme one sec
stay right there
so whats a good trick
scented lotion
always saves the day
you know
like bath and body works
its the most subtle way
to keep your hands moisturized
and keep the air fresh
so make sure to always have a jar
of a nice strong scent
its all about subtlety
no one needs to know
its your farting lotion

Does this look okay?

2005-07-29T15:03:00.000-04:00

underneath it all
i really
really love
me some mariah
or at least mariah
before the fake boobs
short skirts
and before she thought she was
a butterfly
but my newest thing with her
is that i feel
like in every photo
that she ever takes
whether smiling
or not
it looks
like between her teeth
shes asking someone
"Does this look okay"
tell me im wrong?

Du Bois Du Gurls

2005-07-27T10:33:00.000-04:00

So my best friend is leaving me and going to Du Bois
for the weekend
personally
the country scares me
I dont drive
and being in any state
where I cant take public transportation
to get my ass to safety
freaks me out
my sister
lives by a lake upstate
I never visit
she thinks i hate the family
but her nearest store is a good
10 minute drive away
what if I get thirsty
I need to pray that jason voorhees
or michael meyers
can give me a ride
hell no
florida has delis all over
ny has bodegas
and LA has 711s all over
those are the states where I feel safe
at least for now
Ive never been to Du Bois
so I guess i cant judge
but it cant be that bad
the name makes me smile
imagine if all gays invaded
and made it their mecca
it would be fun
if they took the next town over
and named it Du Gurls
then let a ton of lesbians
come in and take over
wouldnt it be apropo
the sign can say
"Welcome to Du Bois Du Gurls- Take your pick"
someone should propose the idea
other then me
like I said
I dont do country

Ripe Cuban Mango

2005-07-21T12:44:00.000-04:00

Well im back from miami
what a beautiful place
ive been down 3 times
in the past 2 months
lucky me
Ive had dreams of living there since I was a kid
something draws me there
maybe its the sad
maybe its the heat
maybe its the half naked bodies
year round
or just the fact that it isnt
the bronx
ny
I dont see subways
or feel a cold breeze coming
I feel like I should be in LA
though Miami is more affordable
and closer to NY
incase things go wrong
im tired of new york
but I was born here
so who knows how long
I can really stay away once im gone
Miami has mangos
and no earthquakes
you are allowed to walk the streets
with a drink
as long as the cup is plastic
in LA you cannot jade walk
seriously
you can be on one side of the street
and not see a car for miles
but still wait for the light
just to avoid a $200 ticket
so life seems easier
more laid back
more debaucherous there
Ive lived my life always taking the safe
and stable route
just getting up and going
is scary as heck
but life is about chances right
I read a great quote while I was there this weekend
"go out on a limb, cause that is where the fruit is"
now whether that fruit is good or rotten, thats why my ass
wants to know.
is miami a rotten fruit thats pretty on the outside
or a ripe cuban mango?

Cross the Street

2005-07-07T09:48:00.000-04:00

On a serious political note
The photo above is of a blow up bus
in england
its a double decker
what you see
is the second deck
gone
people continue to blow things up
its scary
you are safe nowhere
a friend asked why
why do they continue
to kill innocent people
but we seem to forget
then when someone is raised from youth
or a vulnerable state
to think a certain way
brainwashing becomes easy
its sad to see so much death in the world
thats why I dont read the paper
or watch the news
call me dumb if you must
but if its 5:30am and I just want to see
how cold it is outside
I dont want to see how many people
were blown up today
before my eye crud is even gone
I cant
I wont
I dont
want to deal with it
life is hard enough taking the subway everyday
inhaling smelly armpits
much least worrying
about getting blown up
yes its reality
but i guess I dont want to
keep it real

So what I figure is this
live life now
live it to its best
live up
all the way
up up up
cause you never know
what tomorrow brings
and what wont be there
I look forward
to a long
healthy
joyful
life
in a safe and happy world
but until then
I have to do me
and do what makes me happy
focusing as much on today
but remembering in the words of
gloria estefan
that there might still be
always tomorrow

Be safe
be happy
look out
dont let crazy people get too close
if you see someone suspect
cross the street

Mariah

2005-06-29T15:53:00.000-04:00

In memory of coming back after so long
I will come back talking about someone
who know first hand
about comebacks
miss mariah
Okay
so mariah is back
with a hit album
and a couple of hit singles
but whats up with the boobies
is it just me or is her boob job sagging
as bad as her first marriage
I dunno
you think with her money
that she would get some sort of a lift
or fix
I dunno
Either way- i cant hate
she has pudgie cheeks
just like me
and shes still pretty hot
so go mariah with your saggy boobs
kinda thinking it over
doesnt her hair face and body
make her look like
miss piggy if she was on The Swan or
extreme makeover?
we still KINDA love you

Janice is GONE!

2005-05-31T14:23:00.000-04:00

She is GONE!
the best host
on ANTM
is gone!
the only one who kept it real
and made it fun
is gone

An official statement was released
that Janice Dickenson will be
moving on
to other projects
and will no longer be one of the hosts
Twiggy will replace her
Who gives a flying broomstick about Twiggy

Granted Janice was nuts
and brutal
and strange
but that is what makes TV
and she always kept it real
with those dumb a$$
good for nothing
wanna be models

They say its really because
her and tyra never got along
screw tyra with her big
forheaded wanna be oprah on tv
self
Lets see the ratings plummet
worse then they already have
on that stinker

I hope they give Janice her own
show on E!
or better yet on HBO
so she can be nude
hoot
hollar
and curse
all she wants without worying about
advertisers

they should call it
learn how to be a REAL model
or DIE!
cause Janice would rip them
to shreds!
RIP Janice!

Salad Torture

2005-05-31T14:14:00.000-04:00

I hate salads
doesnt it suck that for one
who wants to watch what to eat
is limited to so little
a salad is the standard
or the best bet
to make sure
youre okay
but its like torture
day after day

They say you should always
watch what you say
for it may come back
to haunt you
and its true
with me
and salads

I used to watch what I ate
all the time
and had no problem eating a salad
day to day
and a friend once told me
UGH
I never could
im no friggin rabbit
and all I did was point
and say Hmm no will power
you have
and now here I am
miserable as can be
staring at my salad for lunch
like an ancient torture
saying I cant do it
I cant
I cant

I even hear my mother in my head
telling me
that if it isnt hot
then it isnt a meal
is it cause im feening for a piece of carb
a taste
a crumb
or simply
because I need something warm
or hot
as my mother would say

I dont know
I cant explain
but the salad still sits
and the torture remains

Fat Boys Fem

2005-05-27T11:01:00.000-04:00

So this morning
the topic
of heavy set men
came up between a friend and I
nothing offensive
nothing grand
however
she made a comment
which made me stand
a heavy man she claims
is always feminine to me
how
I asked
why
she explains
that no matter why type of man
if he is heavy
he is like a woman to her
she says
a heavy man has meat to nab
an ass to smack
and sometimes even tittys to grab
that blew me away
to her a fat boy is fem
so it makes one think
*offensive as it may

Chaotic

2005-05-18T14:55:00.000-04:00

so britney and kevin
debuted their new show last night
chaotic
hmm
not sure if that titles fills it right
more like
trashotic would be more like it

ive never been a britney fan
but I have to give this show a try
with the hopes of maybe
seeing something
endearing
that would make me like her a bit more
as a person
as an artist
as an anything

She showed herself with bad skin
showed herself with bad hair
and most especially showed off
how good her teeth are despite
all the cigarettes she smokes
lucky her

It started off with her
discussing the fact that she wants someone
and wants to be commited
take a number I say
boo friggin who
but I guess it shows that rich people
have prob

Searching For Answers

2005-05-18T09:56:00.000-04:00

my first single ever
has finally been released
it was recorded
so long ago
and I never thought
I would get to see it surface

it played on the radio
last summer
but it was at about 3am
so there was almost no one
I could call
to share the joy
excitement
of hearing my hardwork
on the radio

it took about 6 hours
total
to record that song
3 for the concept
3 in the studio
you would never guess
some say it doesn’t sound
like me
I think it sounds
like a British man whos high
and mumbling
but I guess that’s what they
were going for
and that’s what they got
it’s the debut single for this
particular label as well
so there is excitement
all around

The downer of it all
because every good in life
has a bad
is that the single is a European release
not bad for a Puerto Rican from
the Bronx
but bad because to purchase it
makes a 10 dollar LP
comes out to about 35 American dollars
which is insane

hopefully
it will be released in the U.S.
and good things will result
so though my name isn't in lights
its in print
and somewhere
somebody in Europe
knows who I am
and that in itself
is the most exciting thing of all

Tic Toc

2005-05-13T13:29:00.000-04:00

So im off to the airport in about an hour
To Miami I go
Im excited just for the heat alone
New York is the worlds greatest city
To some
To others
Its just home
Busy
Fast
Frustrating
Exausting.

Most especially today
Im working on 3 hours sleep
All because I couldn’t decide
Which friggin t-shirts
I wanted to take with me
My new thing this summer
Is t-shirts with words
Or anything to make someone
Laugh
Think
"get offended"
Lol

I have a jesus shirt
Its pixilated
If youre standing in front of me
All you see its colored squares
If youre a couple of feet away
You see a big face of jesus on my chest
I wore it to a club once
It offended so many people
One dude actually asked me
"Don’t you feel its wrong?"
My reply:
"No- If I'm living my life right-
Then I have nothing to worry about
-Jesus danced and drank wine"
According to my friend
It didn’t make it any better
But I didn’t get struck by lighting that night
So I figure that maybe jesus didn’t get mad.

Im not taking the Jesus shirt with me
But I did waste several hours
Deciding on which ones to take
So- as uneventful as today is
Its flying by
As time always does

Off I go
Until I return on Monday
I hope the days go long
And I get to have fun
Without the clock moving fast
As it always does

Power of Makeup!

2005-05-11T11:49:00.000-04:00

I have seen
all of these before
except for
Xtina
Now tell me
She doesnt look like an albino
The power or Makeup and Airbrushing
HMM.

Kingdom of Heaven

2005-05-11T09:40:00.000-04:00

Was such a disappointment
I've never really been a big fan
Of epic films
But I had some sort of expectation
For this one.
Not sure why .
Perhaps because I am a fan
Of Ridley Scott (director)

But this film
For being 2 1/2 hours long
Was so uneventful.
I usually fall asleep
In any film I watch
Which doesn’t stimulate me
But I stood awake in this one
The entire time.
Perhaps in hopes
Of waiting for something-
Substantial
Or important
To occur.
And it never came

*Don’t read further
If you don’t want to know
The end*

He is basically made "the man"
By his dying dad.
Has the queen of a country
Fall for him.
Has their army willing to kill her husband
And make him king
To avoid war
And maintain peace
But he gets a conscience
And chooses to sit by a palm tree
In his small little town
While thousands get killed
By her greedy husband/king
Even though he already hit that (2 days earlier)
So basically people fight
And fight
And win nothing in the end
They lose!
At least in Lord of the rings
It took them 3 movies
And 9 hours out of my life
But they destroyed the damned ring
And scary looking Gullum
Kingdom of crap

19 Inches

2005-05-10T09:44:00.000-04:00

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Born and raised here
And im not quite sure
Ill ever understand the madness

My train is an outside station
I feel like I'm the tortoise and the hare
And each day I'm the tortoise
Except I am never winning
Each day my commute seems slower
While the rails get older
When the structures corrode
and fall apart one day
Will everyone be trainless
Until they build more tracks again
You can repair and repair
But these stations are 100 years old
There is only so much you can repair

As for the people-
I don’t think I will ever adjust

Note to all:

- If you aren't getting off for 6 more stops
Why stand in the doorway?
- If you choose to stand in the doorway
Why read the paper? Do I have to duck when exiting
Like I'm walking through the Amazon rain forest?
-If you have a leg problem, or are simply old
Why do you insist on walking in the center of the steps
Or sidewalk?
If you are slower then the average norm. Pick a side!
Left or right- just give me a chance to bypass you
We all have places to go
And besides- if you cant walk well
Shouldn’t you be holding on to a rail anyway?
-When several people are waiting for an elevator
Or the train doors to open
Why does the last person to arrive insist
on getting on first
Do they think the other are standing around taking a survey?
- Personal space.
I was once told that the average amount of personal space
For someone is 19 inches
Once another person comes within 19 of another
They become uncomfortable
Go ahead- take a ruler and try
New York is overcrowded as is
Why do others insist on always coming within 19 inches?
Especially on escalators
Skip a step
Give another space to breath
Smelling someone ass crack in front of you
While you are waiting for urban assistance
Isn't going to get you somewhere that much faster

Heal My Heals

2005-05-09T11:48:00.000-04:00

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I have heel spurs
at my age
go figure
It feels like a drill going through your heel
never fun
no matter how expensive
or comfortable
shoes- sneakers are made
it doesn't help.

I don't get it
How do people even get heel spurs
didn't cave men walk around barefoot
through all terrains
aren't there still natives
throughout the world
who run around
and climb trees
all day
barefoot?
I doubt they have podiatrists
to heal their HEELS
Maybe if I would have walked the streets
barefoot
my whole life
instead of wearing shoes seven days a week
(to dress well)
I wouldn't be having geriatric foot problems
in my peak years

I cant go dancing
or on long walks
without about 3 insoles
in my shoe
out of control.

Mother's Day

2005-05-08T11:11:00.000-04:00

So today is Sunday
and its also Mother's Day
I gave my mother her gift at 1am
She loved it.
Im glad.
Went out to dinner last night
Had a spanish version of Chinese fried rice
it was amazing
best meal ive had in a long time

Hopefully this time next week
I will be hungover somewhere in Miami
having only slept about 2 hours
or
Lying next to someone hot
whom I had the lucky pleasure of meeting
while on vacation in a tropical city.
what?
Im 25 and single
we all have needs
And getting sweaty in Miami
while its still cold in New York
can surely bring it on.

So I just saw something about a new rock band
on MTV
And I wonder
why do most rock bands look dirty
why should your style of music determine
your hygene
dont rock bands sing about love and loss
like other genres of music
so because their music is rock
they dont wear deodorant
or shave
I dont get it
Then again- success in this world
seems limited
if you are not a follower to an extent
sad
but its true
its all around you
if you you just look

My First Day

2005-05-07T23:38:00.000-04:00

I recently discovered Blogs-
they create different opinions from many
but I see it as a new way to share- talk- think
what we should all do.

Hopefully
we will
Always
be able to say
what we want
how we please.

I will type my thoughts
feelings
words
as they come
as I see them
think them.

If you are looking for perfect grammer
you wont find here
thoughts dont come gramatically correct
they come emotionally
mentally
our brains werent born with spellcheck
and I dont want my thoughts
interupted
because im looking for a dictionary
or waiting on windows spellcheck
to complete